Exactly a month ago, I shared my Post- IntelliZENce.
This post is very dear to me as it earned me the WOW badge from BlogAdda & one of the highest number of comments in my blog and a lot of appreciation.
The concept of futuristic IntelliZENt smart technology appeals to everyone.
Today morning I saw this cool tweet-
I was struck by the futuristic idea.
I feel this is sure to happen in the future.
One day, Technology will be so smart that it will predict who our compatible life-partner will be & will also smartly notify us when the latter starts "following" us!
Our "future partner" will dutifully "follow" as he/she has in turn been notified that we are the perfect match!
Match-making made super easy!!!
You might laugh it off & say it's FUNNY!
As I wrote in my Post- IntelliZENce : "What is funny at one time, is serious in another!"
Two days ago, my cousin shared a message with me.
I refer to it as message as I cannot say it is a joke...
It is a probable scenario in the future, in 2020, concerning Aadhaar Card.
The Aadhaar serves as a proof of identity and address anywhere in India.
Sharing the message for you.
Do read & enjoy!
👌👏👌👏👌👏👌👏👌👏👌
👏👌Aadhaar card :👏👌
A Must Must Read
*A Scene in 2020*
⚡Operator: Hello Pizza Joint!
Customer: Hello, can you please take my order?
⚡Operator : Can I have your multi purpose Aadhar Card number first, Sir?
Customer: Yeah! Hold on.....
My number is 889861356102049998-45-54610
⚡Operator : OK... you're... Mr SYED and you're calling from 155, 1st Cross. Panduranga Nagar, BG Road, Bangalore. . Your home number is 26490786, your office 22211379 and your mobile is 9880088786. You are calling from you home number now.
Customer: (Astonished) How did you get all my phone numbers?
⚡Operator : We are connected to the system, Sir.
Customer: I wish to order your Seafood Pizza...
⚡Operator : That's not a good idea, Sir.
Customer: How come?
⚡Operator : According to your medical records, you have high blood pressure and even higher Cholesterol level, Sir.
Customer: What?... What do you recommend then?
⚡Operator : Try our Low Fat Hokkien Mee Pizza. You'll like it.
Customer: How do you know for sure?
⚡Operator : You borrowed a book titled 'Popular Hokkien Dishes' from the National Library last week, Sir.
Customer: OK, I give up... Give me three family size ones then.
⚡Operator : That should be enough for your family of 07, Sir. The total is Rs. 2,450.
Customer: Can I pay by Credit Card?
⚡Operator : I'm afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your Credit Card is over the limit and you owe your bank Rs. 1,51,758 since October last year. That's not including the late payment charges on your housing loan, Sir.
Customer: I guess I have to run to the neighbourhood ATM and withdraw some cash before your guy arrives.
⚡Operator : You can't, Sir. Based on the records, you've exhausted even your overdraft limit.
Customer: Never mind. Just send the Pizzas, I'll have the cash ready. How long is it gonna take anyway?
⚡Operator : About 45 minutes, Sir. But, if you can't wait you can always come and collect it on your motorcycle.
Customer: What?
⚡Operator : According to the details in the system, you own a motorcycle registration number- 7786
Customer: "????" (Hmmm.. these guys know my motorcycle number too!)
⚡Operator : Is there anything else, Sir?
Customer: Nothing.! .. by the way... aren't you giving me those 3 free bottles of Cola as advertised?
⚡Operator : We normally would, Sir. But, based on your records, you're also diabetic... In the best interest of your health, we are withholding this offer for you.
Customer: **** $#!%
⚡Operator: Better mind your language, Sir! Remember on 10th July 1986 you were imprisoned for 3 days and fined Rs.5,000 for using abusive language against a policeman...?
Customer FAINTS!
!!!! Aur banao Aadhaar Card !!!!...
👌👏👌👏👌👏👌👏👌👏👌
This message sure brings a smile now :D
But, it'll be reality soon...
Looking forward to all this & more! Waiting for the future...
This post is very dear to me as it earned me the WOW badge from BlogAdda & one of the highest number of comments in my blog and a lot of appreciation.
The concept of futuristic IntelliZENt smart technology appeals to everyone.
Today morning I saw this cool tweet-
I was struck by the futuristic idea.
I feel this is sure to happen in the future.
One day, Technology will be so smart that it will predict who our compatible life-partner will be & will also smartly notify us when the latter starts "following" us!
Our "future partner" will dutifully "follow" as he/she has in turn been notified that we are the perfect match!
Match-making made super easy!!!
You might laugh it off & say it's FUNNY!
As I wrote in my Post- IntelliZENce : "What is funny at one time, is serious in another!"
Two days ago, my cousin shared a message with me.
I refer to it as message as I cannot say it is a joke...
It is a probable scenario in the future, in 2020, concerning Aadhaar Card.
The Aadhaar serves as a proof of identity and address anywhere in India.
Sharing the message for you.
Do read & enjoy!
👌👏👌👏👌👏👌👏👌👏👌
👏👌Aadhaar card :👏👌
A Must Must Read
*A Scene in 2020*
⚡Operator: Hello Pizza Joint!
Customer: Hello, can you please take my order?
⚡Operator : Can I have your multi purpose Aadhar Card number first, Sir?
Customer: Yeah! Hold on.....
My number is 889861356102049998-45-54610
⚡Operator : OK... you're... Mr SYED and you're calling from 155, 1st Cross. Panduranga Nagar, BG Road, Bangalore. . Your home number is 26490786, your office 22211379 and your mobile is 9880088786. You are calling from you home number now.
Customer: (Astonished) How did you get all my phone numbers?
⚡Operator : We are connected to the system, Sir.
Customer: I wish to order your Seafood Pizza...
⚡Operator : That's not a good idea, Sir.
Customer: How come?
⚡Operator : According to your medical records, you have high blood pressure and even higher Cholesterol level, Sir.
Customer: What?... What do you recommend then?
⚡Operator : Try our Low Fat Hokkien Mee Pizza. You'll like it.
Customer: How do you know for sure?
⚡Operator : You borrowed a book titled 'Popular Hokkien Dishes' from the National Library last week, Sir.
Customer: OK, I give up... Give me three family size ones then.
⚡Operator : That should be enough for your family of 07, Sir. The total is Rs. 2,450.
Customer: Can I pay by Credit Card?
⚡Operator : I'm afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your Credit Card is over the limit and you owe your bank Rs. 1,51,758 since October last year. That's not including the late payment charges on your housing loan, Sir.
Customer: I guess I have to run to the neighbourhood ATM and withdraw some cash before your guy arrives.
⚡Operator : You can't, Sir. Based on the records, you've exhausted even your overdraft limit.
Customer: Never mind. Just send the Pizzas, I'll have the cash ready. How long is it gonna take anyway?
⚡Operator : About 45 minutes, Sir. But, if you can't wait you can always come and collect it on your motorcycle.
Customer: What?
⚡Operator : According to the details in the system, you own a motorcycle registration number- 7786
Customer: "????" (Hmmm.. these guys know my motorcycle number too!)
⚡Operator : Is there anything else, Sir?
Customer: Nothing.! .. by the way... aren't you giving me those 3 free bottles of Cola as advertised?
⚡Operator : We normally would, Sir. But, based on your records, you're also diabetic... In the best interest of your health, we are withholding this offer for you.
Customer: **** $#!%
⚡Operator: Better mind your language, Sir! Remember on 10th July 1986 you were imprisoned for 3 days and fined Rs.5,000 for using abusive language against a policeman...?
Customer FAINTS!
!!!! Aur banao Aadhaar Card !!!!...
👌👏👌👏👌👏👌👏👌👏👌
This message sure brings a smile now :D
But, it'll be reality soon...
Looking forward to all this & more! Waiting for the future...
airtel wouldn't exist in 2020 .. :P
ReplyDeletenice presentation :)
No one knows what'll happen in reality, Ankur. Do hope that Indian companies like Airtel rule.
DeleteGlad you liked it :)
My pleasure! You are a celeb :) Thanks for the great tweet!
ReplyDeleteYou are absolutely right. Our sensitive details need to be protected. Technocrats need to have proper laws in place & must figure out where to draw the line...
yes I agree one day Aadhar will become an extremely powerful tool in the hnads of governments, which we cnt imagine today .. however match making through smart technology is a idea that I guess won't be much of use.. coz there is a fine thin layer between the human emotions and machine generated results.. do u remember the film I, Robot ...
ReplyDeleteThanks for sharing your thoughts, Bhavana.
DeleteYes, Aadhaar Card will have many far-reaching applications & implications.
As for Smart Technology Match-making, in the future, software can evaluate "best" possible match out of list by evaluating likes & dislikes of candidates. Out of that list, we can get a shortlist of the people who'll be best compatible with us as their "nature", "personality" & "interests" match with us.
This is doable & not very tough. (Candidates have to honestly state their actual preferences, else search-results will vary...)
And I feel this will be in practice soon, in case they haven't or aren't working on this technology as yet...
They say- 'Marriages are made in Heaven'.
If we can somehow create a software that links with God's software, then it's possible to get the perfect match!!! :P
But, even then, some married people are unhappy now (despite having match-made-in-heaven) :D
Yes, the Rajnikanth-Aishwarya Rai starrer, Robot movie had a Robot falling in love with a human.
There are many possibilities & no one really knows the future!