#ConditionSeriousHai – In this Post, I’ve listed one dozen-
Not a comprehensive list as there are & will be lots of addition!
Read this only if you have a sense of humour,
If you haven’t any & still wanna read, first have a Cadbury 5 Star!
I. Serious People ki
#ConditionSeriousHai
People who carry office-work home
or even for a holiday!
People who stare at their gadget-screens
all night & day!
People who say they have fared
poorly in the test,
Just because 1 mark is wrong, they
lose their zest!
People who teach with seriousness utmost!
Parents, your kids have to pay a heavy cost!
II. Unreasonable People ki #ConditionSeriousHai
People who scream without verifying,
Not even checking facts before crying!
Putting the blame on the innocent is
no fun!
For something others have not done!
|
“I didn’t do it… Raju!!!” |
Chatur (Silencer) puts the
serious blame on Raju in the movie- 3 Idiots, though he is the one responsible
for it!
People who look without seeing,
People who see without looking!
People who are BLIND WITH EYES,
People who don’t listen to nice
& wise advice!
III. People who think they can get away with anything ki #ConditionSeriousHai
People who act like Ostrich & bury their head,
People who put skeletons in the cupboard,
People who shove things under the carpet,
People who are always ready to place a bet!
IV. People who make mountains
out of mole-hills ki #ConditionSeriousHai
People who claim oh-so
dramatically-
“Main kisiko mooh dikaane ke kabil nahi rahi” (I am not fit to show my
face to anyone.)
Oh! No, no! “Mooh-Kala” is not the issue here! (Mooh-Kala – Face-Black i.e. Loss of Dignity)
A single pimple/strand of white
hair sparks off fear!
People who think it’s the end of
the world & a pity!
When all they have lost is a few
seconds of Internet Connectivity!
“You are gay & not straight” say
people, who are muddled!
Just because with the same-sex
persons you cuddled!
Kantaben in the movie- Kal Ho Na
Ho!
V. Those PYTs* in out-of-place
clothes ki #ConditionSeriousHai
Today at the temple, one was
dressed for a Disco Party!
Another chilly winter eve, another PYT
was in an LBD^!
VI. Liars ki #ConditionSeriousHai
Life is difficult & certainly no
fest,
For people who are Liars &
Dishonest!
Same Qn at different times means a
loss!
Different answers as truth goes for
a toss!
|
Golmaal Hai Bhai Sab Golmaal
Hai! |
RamPrasad in the movie- Golmaal.
VII. People with too many
choices ki #ConditionSeriousHai
People who have too many options,
That making a DECISION gives
tensions!
VIII. Detectives ki #ConditionSeriousHai
What’s your age/height/weight/salary…?
Seems like you are the topic of
their PhD!
Dunno why they wanna know exactly
how many days,
You have spent/will be spending at
your father’s place!
IX. Marriage & other Match-Fixers
ki #ConditionSeriousHai
Ready for match-fixing anywhere
& everywhere!
Even at the Fish-market without any
thought or care!
X. Physicists ki #ConditionSeriousHai
Are you intelligent to understand?
Their directions without seeing
stars on the land?!
XI. Bollywood & 5 Star Lovers
ki #ConditionSeriousHai
Case-A)
Gabbar Singh: Cadbury 5 Star IndiBlogger
Contest mein Kitney Aadmi they?
Me: XYZ (3-digit number) Sardaar!
Gabbar Singh: Woh XYZ aur prizes
sirf 5! Bahut Nainsaafi Hai!
Me: Yes Sardaar! Hum 5 Star Lovers
ki #ConditionSeriousHai
Case-B)
Deewar Film-Dialogue: "Aaj mere paas gaadi hai, bungla hai, paisa
hai... tumhare paas kya hai?"
Me: "Mere paas, mere paas... Cadbury 5 Star hai...!"
XII. Yours Truly ki
#ConditionSeriousHai
Spotted a new Blogging Contest
luckily-
Cadbury 5 Star Contest happily!
I bought lots of 5 Star bars sincerely!
Gobbled them up in a jiffy hungrily!
I really wanna win crazily!
Written all this very seriously!!!
Forgetting & neglecting simply
& easily-
All- my Home, Friends, Family…
Even refused my Hubby’s
Movie+Dinner invitation!
“Not tonight, Darling! I have a
submission!”
This Post is super-cool as I ate
Cadbury 5 Star Bars for inspiration!
Do confess by commenting how you
liked my Serious Confession(s)!
*PYT- Pretty Young Thing
^LBD- Little Black Dress